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Custom Sweaters

for your company, startup, or very serious enterprise

Five matching red and green Fair Isle Christmas sweaters on a rack, each with a YOUR LOGO patch

Here's the thing. We can't turn Alex Karp into an elf and slap it on a sweater. We can't dress Elon up as Santa with a fleet of robotaxi reindeer. We'd get sued, and lawyers don't get invited to the holiday party.

But if you ask us? Different story. Your company, your logo, your founders, your mascot, that one Slack meme everyone still quotes: we can turn it into an amazing custom Christmas sweater for your whole team.

How it works

  1. Tell us your idea. Logo, founder caricatures, inside jokes, a chart that only goes up. Rough is fine.
  2. We design mockups. We send you designs to look at and laugh at.
  3. You approve. Tweak it until it's right. One round or several, your call.
  4. We knit them on demand. Fully knitted jacquard: the design is knit into the fabric, not printed on.
  5. We ship them. Everyone shows up to the party matching. Mostly on purpose.

Pricing depends on the design and how many you need, so tell us your headcount and date and we'll quote it. Planning a December party? Get in touch early, since every sweater is made to order and December fills up fast.

Compliance: fully SOC 2 certified (Sweater Organization Compliance, level 2: ugly but tasteful).

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Get started on your custom ugly tech bro sweater

Tell us who you are and what you're picturing. We'll reply with next steps and a quote.

Prefer email? [email protected]